Takoj zdaj ekspresno rabim…

  1. Pošteno dozo smeha. Prosim, v komentarje zapišite dober vic, čeprav je star. Zame je morda nov.
  2. Močan črn čaj. Kave ne pijem, hvala.
  3. Masažo, ki ugodno deluje na periferno in možgansko prekrvavitev. Kdor jo pozna, naj sporoči vse pogoje dostave in ceno, prosim.
  4. Sonce na nebu. April izkaži se in zamenjaj kuliso. To ja obvladaš: dež – sonce  – dež – sonce. Naredi zdaj sonce in  se ustavi. Si letos že pokazal, da znaš.
  5. 250 g delodiša in 15 g dobrih idej. Uf, ta je pa že službena. Grem rajši.

P.S. Čaj je že. Tale dostava je hipna. Moj ljubi osebni asistent srebrni čajnik se je v trenutku izkazal. Tu ne bo zaslužka.

P. P. S. Za masažo se pa priporočam.

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6 Responses to “Takoj zdaj ekspresno rabim…”

  1. Kitty Says:

    Tega sem prebrala včeraj, pa mi je bil smešen:

    Subject: Fancy dress party

    A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress
    party.

    He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he
    writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later
    he receives a parcel with a note:

    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted
    handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will
    be just right as a Pirate.

    The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability,
    so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received
    another parcel.

    Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk’s habit.
    The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you
    will really look the part.

    The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from
    emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he
    writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a
    very small parcel from the company with an accompanying
    letter:

    Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.

    Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg
    up your arse and go as a f***ing toffee apple.

  2. Štefan Says:

    Turk, Pahor in Erjavec v džungli

    V afriško džunglo je padlo letalo, v katerem so se peljali Turk, Pahor in Erjavec.
    Ujamejo jih ljudožerci. Poglavar vpraša Turka:
    “Kdo si?“
    “Jaz sem poglavar države Slovenije,“ odgovori Turk.
    “V cevapcice!“ ukaže ljudožerski poglavar svojim vojašckom.
    Nato se obrne k Pahorju in vpraša:
    “In kdo si ti?“
    “Jaz sem poglavar slovenske vlade,“ odgovori Pahor.
    “V ražnjice!“ ukaže poglavar svojim vojšcakom.
    Nato se obrne k Erjavcu in si ga pozorno ogleduje.
    “Kdo si pa ti?”
    “Jaz pa sem poglavar slovenskih upokojencev.“
    “Upokojencev? Pri nas nimamo upokojencev. Kaj dela poglavar upokojencev?“
    “Ah, nic takega. Dovolj je, da svojim upokojencem vsakih par let obljubim boljše case, potem pa itak prej umrejo, preden opazijo, da jih žejne vodim cez vodo.“
    “Ah, dobro se znajdeš, kolega. Kaj boš, cevapcice ali ražnjice?“
    http://www.vecer.com/blog/KOROSKIBAJTLAR

  3. romeno Says:

    Ni vic je pa zelo razvedrilno 😆


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